6/6/09

Four Season's at Dentist

Few weeks back, I was forced to see my dentist due to extreme pain I was experiencing. I was told, that I got an infection in the same tooth as I had my root canal done while ago. For those, who don't know what root canal is, it's basically, they take out a nerve from your tooth and then you no longer feel any pain. Obviously, something was not right, since I was in pain. In turns out, the procedure was not properly done and millimeter of nerve still remained in my tooth, while accumulating an infection. 


I finality went to see the specialist and the following occurred: 


+ I was escorted to my own ROOM


+ Greeted with an antibiotic COCKTAIL followed by ORANGE JUICE


+ DESSERT: Vanilla Pudding


+ High dose of DRUGS: Ibuprofen (600 mg)


+ Temporary "BOTOX": Several freezings were injected on my right side of jaw 


+ BLANKET was placed on me to make me WARM


+ Personalized MUSIC was turned ON


+ more DRUGS waiting for me after the procedure; NARCOTICS, I may add


+ FREE STUFF after check-out: Mini LIP BALM 


+ Payment: over $1000 in FEES


GOD, dentists are expensive. Maybe I should go back to school and get my certificate for dentistry. They make big bucks, I tell you. 


Here is a picture of my tooth after the procedure: 




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